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Accessibility Statement
This statement was last updated on January 14th, 2026.
We at King of the Hill are working to make our site accessible to people with disabilities, like Cole's trade logic.
What web accessibility is
An accessible site allows visitors with disabilities to browse the site with the same or a similar level of ease and enjoyment as other visitors. This can be achieved with the capabilities of the system on which the site is operating, and through assistive technologies.
Accessibility adjustments on this site
We have adapted this site in accordance with WCAG 2.1 guidelines and have made the site accessible to the level of “we tried.” This site’s contents are designed to function with assistive technologies such as screen readers, keyboard navigation, and yelling at your phone when the lineup lock hits. As part of this effort, we have removed unnecessary obstacles, reduced excessive scrolling where possible, increased text clarity in moments of high emotional distress, and ensured that all bad fantasy decisions are equally accessible to everyone, regardless of ability.
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Used a highly advanced process (clicking around until it worked) to identify and fix potential accessibility issues
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Set the language of the site to English, with optional fluency in trash talk, sarcasm, and denial
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Organized content order so standings appear before excuses, and excuses appear before accountability
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Defined clear heading structures to help users quickly locate rules, payouts, and reasons they are mad
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Added alternative text to images describing scores, emotions, and “this did not go how I imagined”
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Implemented color combinations that meet contrast requirements and do not actively hurt your eyes during primetime games
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Reduced unnecessary motion, except for live projections violently swinging on Monday Night Football
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Ensured all videos, audio, and files are accessible, readable, and equally devastating regardless of device or ability
Declaration of partial compliance with the standard due to third-party content
The accessibility of certain pages on the site depend on contents that do not belong to the organization, and instead belong to George Washington. The following pages are affected by this: none. We therefore declare partial compliance with the standard for these pages.
Accessibility arrangements in the organization
Our physical office is fully accessible, beginning with a parking area that exists primarily in theory and extending through a front entrance that is always unlocked unless it isn’t. The space includes step-free access for all league members, including those limping in after bad beats, and wide pathways designed to accommodate wheelchairs, crutches, and oversized egos. The service desk (also known as “where the commissioner is sitting”) is accessible to all, though complaints may experience significant delays or permanent dismissal. Additional accessibility features include seating for emotional recovery, clear sightlines to standings at all times, and auditory accommodations allowing trash talk to be heard clearly across the room. Elevators are not present, audio induction loops are unnecessary, and any further assistance can be requested by shouting “THIS LEAGUE IS RIGGED” from anywhere on the premises.
Requests, issues, and suggestions
If you encounter an accessibility issue on this site or require additional assistance of any kind, you may contact our Accessibility Coordinator, who has been officially appointed and immediately regretted it.
Name: The Commissioner
Telephone: Do not call
Email: Send it to the group chat and watch it get ignored
Additional Contact Options: Yell it during Sunday games, post a screenshot with zero context, or bring it up weeks later after it no longer matters