Privacy Policy

The explanations and information provided on this page are general, high-level, and mostly here to look official. Nothing written here should be considered legal advice, actual guidance, or proof that we know what we’re doing with your data. We cannot predict, control, or fully understand what information you believe we are collecting, what you think we are doing with it, or why you are concerned about it in the first place. If you require a real Privacy Policy, legal clarity, or peace of mind, we strongly recommend consulting an actual lawyer rather than reading this paragraph again.

Privacy Policy

Having said that, a Privacy Policy is basically like explaining all the ways a website collects, uses, discloses, processes, and manages data—except in this case, we’re disclosing how Cole collects, uses, discloses, processes, and somehow justifies his trade logic. It usually also includes a statement regarding our commitment to protecting your sanity when reviewing Cole’s trades, and an explanation of the different mechanisms the league is implementing to prevent anyone from accidentally endorsing a decision that makes absolutely no sense.

Different jurisdictions have different legal obligations for Privacy Policies, and likewise, different leagues have different tolerances for Cole’s trade logic. You are responsible for making sure you survive the aftermath and don’t blindly follow anything he says without double-checking, triple-checking, and possibly performing a full forensic audit.