Refund Policy
A legal disclaimer
By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions, whether or not you read them, understand them, or believe they should apply to fantasy football in any universe.
All content is provided “AS IS” with absolutely no guarantees regarding accuracy, fairness, emotional safety, or common sense. We are not responsible for losses caused by bad drafts, worse trades, stat corrections, injuries, vibes, or the commissioner “just making a quick change.”
Nothing on this site constitutes legal, financial, medical, gambling, or life advice. Any advice that appears to exist should be ignored immediately. By continuing, you acknowledge that fantasy football outcomes are final, except when they aren’t, and that complaining will not help. This disclaimer is legally meaningless, protects no one, and exists solely to make you think something important was happening when it absolutely was not. End of Important-Sounding Nonsense.
Refund Policy
All purchases, fees, dues, buy-ins, side pots, super side pots, micro side pots, and “just Venmo me now” payments are final the moment funds leave your possession, your dignity, or your better judgment. Refund eligibility, if it were to exist (it does not), would be evaluated under a strict and highly scientific review process involving time elapsed, lunar cycles, prior complaining behavior, and the commissioner’s current mood. Refunds will not be issued for injuries, benching mistakes, auto-draft shame, commissioner bias (real or imagined), missed lineups, “glitches,” heartbreak, or the belief that “this shouldn’t have happened.” Processing times range from immediate to never, and by participating you acknowledge that refunds are not, have never been, and will never be a thing here. If you believe you are entitled to a refund, please take a moment to reflect, then take a hike. 🥾