
2026 Rules
Rosters
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Roster size: 17
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Starters: 10
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QB: 1
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RB: 2
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WR: 2
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TE: 1
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Flex: 2 (RB/WR/TE)
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K: 1
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D/ST: 1
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Bench: 7
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IR: 1
Fantasy App
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Sleeper
Draft
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Draft type: snake
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Draft date: Sunday, August 30th @ 7:00 PM CDT
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Time per pick: 60 seconds
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Draft order:
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1st: Brandon
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2nd: Brady
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3rd: Zeus
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4th: Garrett
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5th: Cole
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6th: Kade
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7th: Zuriel
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8th: Jace
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9th: Kyler
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10th: Taylor
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Draft pick trading: yes
Scoring
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All standard fantasy scoring
Divisions
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Will be based on actual geographical location relative to one another
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North: Kyler, Zeus, Garrett, Brandon, Jace
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South: Cole, Taylor, Kade, Zuriel, Brady
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Waivers, Trades, and Keepers
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Waivers
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Reverse standings - lower placed teams in the current standings will get highest waiver priority at the beginning of each week
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After games waivers clear: 2 am Wednesday
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Time players are held on waivers after drop: 1 day
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Trades
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Trade limit: no
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Trade deadline: week 10
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Votes required to veto trade: 6
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Trade review period: 1 day
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Keepers
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No
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Regular Season
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Matchups: 11
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Weekly challenges: 11
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Weeks per matchup: 1
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Matchup tiebreaker: home team
Weekly Punishments
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Lowest-scoring team in the league in each regular season and playoff matchup: must film and send the video to the group (just a quick negative shoutout about your team)
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shot of liquor
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eat a raw jalapeño with no drink until it's all swallowed
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shotgun a beer
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If you lose for a second, third, fourth, etc. time throughout out the year, it adds an additional punishment immediately to it (example: last in week one and took a shot, last in week 6 - now owes two back to back, last in week 13 - now owes three back to back to back in the same video)
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You can intermix different weekly punishment options from above if you don't want to take three shots (as an example) consecutively
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In addition to getting last in scoring each time after your first, you must contribute $5 to a pot that will be collected by the consolation bracket champion at the end of the season
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If you start a player or D/ST who scores 0 points or less and does not have any injuries in that game, must film and send the video to the group (just a quick shoutout to that player)
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shot of liquor
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eat a raw jalapeño with no drink until it's all swallowed
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shotgun a beer
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Not completing your punishment before the next week's first game will result in DOUBLING the amount you ultimately owe for that previous week, including all considerations above - $5 pot and/or shot/s, shotgun/s, jalepeno/s
Regular Season and Playoffs Punishments
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Last place in the regular season (worst record - tiebreaker goes to head to head matchup/s) and last place in the playoff bracket (10th place) will have a major punishment (you can earn both if you get last in both)
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Regular season
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Regular season champion gets to choose the regular season loser's punishment from below (loser gets one veto)
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Mystery smoothie - loser buys one item from every fantasy participant's selection (9 total) to put into a blender and drink an entire 8 oz cup of. Must be done on FaceTime
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Complete 1 full mile at the track in under 18 minutes - 1st lap eat 6 blazin wings, 2nd lap drink 1/4 gallon of milk, 3rd lap eat a banana and drink a 20 oz bottle of Sprite, 4th lap drink a Four Loko (this punishment will be completed with at minimum one witness within the group and on FaceTime for everyone else)
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Create a speedo photoshoot calendar of yourself and send to the group for 2027
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Charity 5K in a costume - run a local 5K race within 2 months of getting last wearing a costume voted by the league (banana, T-Rex inflatable, fairy princess, or something else). Loser has to buy the costume
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Playoffs
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Playoffs champion gets to choose the regular season loser's punishment from below (loser gets one veto)
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Milk or beer mile - run a mile on a track chugging 4 liters of milk, one per lap, must make it under 12 minutes or it'll have to be run again on a different day... (this punishment will be completed with at minimum one witness within the group and on FaceTime for everyone else)
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Take the ACT and send the results to the group
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Eat the world's hottest chip and world's hottest pepper (can be done on FaceTime) without water for 10 minutes
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Postseason Format
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Championship bracket
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Top 6 teams make the championship bracket
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2-week matchups
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Top 2 seeds receive a bye
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No home-field advantage point boosts per matchup
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Eliminated teams move to the consolation bracket
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Championship bracket winner receives the prize below
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Consolation bracket
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The 4 teams that are eliminated from the championship bracket will compete in the consolation bracket
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2-week matchups
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No home-field advantage point boosts per matchup
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9th/10th place matchup
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Last place of the consolation bracket will be determined a loser and have to complete one of the punishments above
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Consolation bracket winner receives the prize below
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Championship Rings
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The commissioner will be providing all previous and future winners with a championship ring and storage box
Postseason Payout
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Championship bracket
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$450 to the winner
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$50 entry fee back to 2nd place, PLUS any additional pot collection money that has accumulated
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Consolation bracket
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Half of the entry fee back to the consolation champion
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Entry Fee
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$50
Weekly Challenges
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Weekly winners will be posted on the website
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11 weeks of different challenges
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Week 1: 🎰 Slots Week
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Each owner picks three players from their starting lineup before Sunday. If all three score a touchdown, you’re in the running.
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Week 2: 🃏 Blackjack Week
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Every team owner designates one player from their team, and whoever scores the closest to 21 without going over is the winner
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Week 3: 🧻 Wipeout Award
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Team that blows out their opponent by the most points
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Week 4: 🏹 Sniper Week
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Closest margin of victory without losing wins.
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Week 5: 🔥 Heater Check
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Highest single player score in the league that week wins.
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Week 6: 🧹 Clean Sweep
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All 10 players including D/ST scores 10+ points
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Week 7: 🧊 Cold-Blooded
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Beat your opponent while scoring less than the league average
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Week 8: 🕰️ Father Time Who?
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Highest score from a player 30+ years old in the starting lineup
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Week 9: 🧲 Magnet Hands
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Highest combined receptions from starting WR's and TE's in starting lineup (flexes count)
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Week 10: 💵 Parlay Week
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Pick 3 starters before the week starts
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All three players must: score 10+ points AND your team must win
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Eligible teams are if both criteria hit
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Highest score wins
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Week 11: 👊 Rivalry Week
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Every team is designated a scheduled “rivalry” game this week.
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Matchups:
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Brady vs Taylor
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Zuriel vs Zeus
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Kyler vs Jace
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Cole vs Kade
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Brandon vs Garrett
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